{"product_id":"happily-apathetic-blissfully-ignorant-coffee-mug-they-can-t-use-you-if-youre-usless-tea-cup-15oz-black-ceramic","title":"'Happily Apathetic Blissfully Ignorant' Coffee Mug | 'They Can’t Use You If You're Usless' Tea Cup | 15oz Black Ceramic","description":"\u003cp\u003eA glossy black ceramic mug that speaks with attitude. Bold white and pastel type wraps the surface with cheeky, confident phrases—small bursts of sarcasm that land with a smile during your morning coffee or late-night work session. The deep black glaze makes the text pop while the C-shaped handle keeps your grip easy and steady. A\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15oz\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e4.72\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDiameter (with handle), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e5.12\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e  generous 15 oz when you need an extra dose of caffeine and bravado. Dishwasher- and microwave-safe, lead- and BPA-free—this mug brings personality to everyday routines and sits comfortably on a desk, shelf, or counter where it can do its talking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy black 100% ceramic construction\u003cbr\u003e- 15 oz size\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher- and microwave-safe for daily use\u003cbr\u003e- C-shaped easy-grip handle for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Lead-, cadmium-, and BPA-compliant\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in China, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash  by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"15oz","offer_id":56227509961009,"sku":"26421579387801181140","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1004\/5076\/3057\/files\/5_33ff28d4-4584-4cb8-9bf7-1119e98169e2.png?v=1789144883","url":"https:\/\/simpsonbaydesigns.com\/products\/happily-apathetic-blissfully-ignorant-coffee-mug-they-can-t-use-you-if-youre-usless-tea-cup-15oz-black-ceramic","provider":"Simpson Bay Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}