About

Welcome to Simpson Bay Designs, where good taste gets a little tipsy.

We create original apparel, drinkware, home décor, and gifts inspired by beach days, great music, competitive spirit, alternative lifestyles, questionable decisions, and the things people probably shouldn’t say out loud.

Great designs deserve great products, so we emphasize premium quality, carefully selected materials, and trusted production partners. Our goal is to create merchandise that looks good, feels good, and remains a favorite long after the joke lands.

Our collections range from workplace-friendly to wonderfully inappropriate, but they all share one purpose: bringing more personality, color, and laughter into everyday life.

Whether you’re shopping for a free spirit, a professional vacationer, or that one friend whose sense of humor requires occasional supervision, we hope you find something that feels made just for them—or, more importantly, for you.

Life is too short for boring stuff.